Professionally painted full body portrait, oil in canvas, of the President of the United States of America. He is obese. His skin is droopy, wrinkled and almost orange with a fake tan. He wears a ridiculous blond toupee that is bushy like his eyebrows. His hands are abnormally small. His red tie is too long. His posture is ape-like. He is furious. A piece of toilet paper is stuck to his shoe.